A Question for the bearded one.
My beard is growing quite long, I am pleased by this, however it curls at the end, any tips opn how to fix this Valliant Moderat?
Fear not as you watch greath lengths of manly hair fall from your face, you can perhaps utilise it to create a realistic beard replacemenT for someone too young or perhaps too feminine to experience a true manly beard. This is a greaT gifT and appropriate for any occasion.
I hope this has allowed you to correcT your augusT beard to the point that you can now enjoy it to the full.
Frakes. Tea or Coffee?
A manly meal always ends with Tea. Don't drink it during, always at the end.
During a meal, I prefer the juice of a manly fruiT. I have also been known to sample the milk of the coconuT. This is particularly manly as it is a bearded nuT.
With this advice you can now selecT only the most manly of beverages to quench your puissanT thirsT.
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