Oh dear, Pretty sure I just heard a bell ringing and saw a tumbleweed roll by.
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Oh dear, Pretty sure I just heard a bell ringing and saw a tumbleweed roll by.
wats thick red and spins at 100 mph?. . . .a baby in a blender
wats the best thing about putting a baby in a blender feet first?. . . .the expression on its face
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A bloke bursting for the loo uses the ladies in a posh hotel, he sits down and notices 4 buttons. WW, WA. PP and ATR. Curious, he presses WW and is gently sprayed with warm water. Then WA and a blast of warm air dries him. PP, a powder puff which left him smelling fresh. Feeling pampered he presses ATR . . . . He wakes up in hospital and nurse says ' ATR means automatic tampon remover, your cock is under your pillow
Me too. Whipping boy that joke makes orphans cry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamie Taylor
do you think its too early to make a joke about haiti? or should we let the dust settle?
Ooooooohhhhhhhhh you have sinned just by thinking about posting it so ya might as well now you heartless insensitive cunt ! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by shellndan
* Edited as I was slow to get the joke ... Duh... *
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Lol! Speechless Jamie...
Just driving my new Toyota Prius....
Chat later cant stop .......
he he
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