An American visits a Museum in Ireland, he is amazed at the perfect skeleton of a Dinosaur, he speaks to the attendant " That is one perfect skeleton, how old is it ? Paddy, that sur is 24 million years and three month old !!........Yank, how can you be so precise, is it the use of DNA ?
Paddy, No sur, it was 24 million years old when I started work here three months ago.
How do you find will smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints
what did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
whats hard, cold and blue, and makes women scream??
Cot Death xD
Thats "one of them" Icekid, where you inhale sharply and don't know whether to laugh or not.
let it out mate haha.
Originally Posted by ross90
Why did the lion get lost?
Becasue jungle is massive.
This is cheesy, but I loved it. :D
Originally Posted by NickKnight
What's the first thing to do once you've had a baby?
Put the nappy back on it.
this works better when you start with
Originally Posted by Serotonin+
What do you do after shagging a bald fanny?
Put the nappy back on....
this is better when said than typed
Whats the best things about shagging 28 year olds???
Theres 20 of them ..
2 priests go to a bucking bronko and one priest stays on for 5 mins and the other priest says "how did u manage to stay on so long"
the priest replies " one of the alter boys is epileptic"