why did the bakers hand's smell like shit?
Cos he kneaded a poo.
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why did the bakers hand's smell like shit?
Cos he kneaded a poo.
Tell you what ...
There's was a bad wrist injury in the ladies beach volleyball match last week ..
Eric's feeling better now though.
Man walks into a bar....
his alcohol problems are tearing his family apart.
Had the most difficult decision I had to make on Eric's holiday.
Mosquitoes landed on my testiballs !!
The good lady's birthday yesterday it was ...
I asked her what she would like for a present and she said " A Spa would be great Eric "
" Aahh no problem my babs " I replied
Well I gave her a good bodyshot, jab, jab then the uppercut to put her on floor ...
I've still got it !!
You gotta love him!
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully...
If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny : Seven!!! SIR!
A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?
A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a f******n' cat!!!
The good lady was putting sun cream on."Do you mind doing my back?" she asked.
"Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes."
"Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"
"Woe now, steady on my babs"...
This is so nice joke i like it i will must post a amazing joke on this thread.
The first rule of FIGHT CLUB is ....
Don't be Audley Harrison !!