I'd seen the bank/spider picture one before but none of the others, the guy is a genius, the party invite one literally had me lolling!
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I'd seen the bank/spider picture one before but none of the others, the guy is a genius, the party invite one literally had me lolling!
spent last 30mins on the site. Many genuine LOLs
seen it before, but even still, the party one had me rolling.
loved the coffee cups one. 'David is being a fuckwit' lol
Not as good as my brother. He nearly put on a massive MMA event in London
Crying with laughter at the missing cat, and the party one.
Pure genius.
lol matre this has fucked you up big time let it go lol , family first , money second mma third lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Barry Chuckle
"Dear Jeff,
Yes, I have noticed that there are many gyms in my area. I assume the low qualification requirements of fitness trainers means that there is an over supply of these buffed but essentially otherwise purposeless professionals.
I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. He went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those factories that provide a community service by employing people with down syndrome to lick stamps and pack boxes. Except with more Spandex obviously.
Regards, David."
Thats the funniest thing Ive ever read,
it's fucking hilarious, but the guys a right cock, lol.
The one with the video chat is funny as fuck!! Thinks it's called chatroulette
Love this poem lol
Quote:
Kate by Lucius
I delivered you a box today
It was brown with clear tape wrapped around it.
I am in the back of my van looking at photos of you
Imagining you opening the box
Wondering what is in it because I didn't look.
The tape was like that when I picked it up.