Good luck, I hope know one beats the shit out of you :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sjharvey
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Good luck, I hope know one beats the shit out of you :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sjharvey
What?..............Quote:
Originally Posted by Bateman
Just make sure they have no zips on etc :)Quote:
Originally Posted by sjharvey
One of my friends even fought in DC shorts once haha, won by armbar :D
I bet he felt SUPER after that win. (lame joke, I know)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Evans
bateman, your evil bruv :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Bateman
Only made worse by me meaning DC Shoes ;) not comics ha haQuote:
Originally Posted by sjharvey
the thread reminds me of those sidecontrol.co.uk articles
T.H.U.G ( The honest User guide)
Parts 1 to 4
http://www.sidecontrol.co.uk/compone...-thug-part-one
:D
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Packing your Man United football shorts and Ocean Pacific t-shirt into your rucksack; you head off with a twinge of excitement in your belly. Soon you’ll be a real cage fighter…
Arriving at your local sports hall; you find a curtained off area at the back. You are three minutes late and casually walk over to where the heavy grunting noises are emanating from. Peering behind the curtain, you see guys standing up with chests against each other, jockeying to get arms under their partners. It’s called “pummeling” apparently. Everybody wears tight vale tudo shorts or some kind of shorts with splits on the side and various fight logo’s. You are the only one in Man United shorts. You’re an idiot and you stand out like a pedophile in a playground.
A slim Brazilian kid around 19 years old introduces himself as Thiago. “Fancy a roll?” he asks. You are puzzled and try to explain that you have just eaten some crisps. He chuckles at your pea-brained understanding and explains that “a roll” is a term for grappling. “Oh sure” you say, pretending you knew and were just kidding.
Thiago immediately pulls guard and you have no clue what the hell he is doing. His right hand cusping your neck and left arm entwined with yours, there is a shuffle of his hips and then a surge of pain in your shoulder. You submit by shouting “Aaahhhh, aah, nng, ooo”. Thiago advises that next time you should tap him with your spare hand.
Wait, is this gay. Can i beep this? Someone help me out here...Quote:
Originally Posted by sjharvey
Fuck it Im going for it, BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Carrying anti bacterial handwash is definately gay in my book. If you disagree, you are also gay.
Anyway good luck Harvey, where are you training?
Welcome to the most humbling experience of your life, but hopefully one of the most inspiring.
Gay? If being clean is gay then I'd rather be gay then a dirty git thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by ross90