your momma jokes.....

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Originally Posted by ross90

You'll have to explain that one brick.

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well she needed to go a toilet but because she is dump she held it in and died yes she died :)

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Originally Posted by Jim_Williams

jay jay fails.

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That guy was spot on then

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Originally Posted by jayjay

well she needed to go a toilet but because she is dump she held it in and died yes she died :)

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jay jay,you had to go and ruin it didn't you,but i can see where you get it from,because i heard that Yo Mamma's so stupid,she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.

Yo mamas so ugly it looks like her neck threw up her face.

Courtesy of white men cant jump :

Yo momma so dumP she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

Yo momma so dumP she got hit by a parked car

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo momma so old she used to take a chariot to school

Yo momma teeth so yella, she could butter a whooole loaf of bread

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Originally Posted by jayjay

well she needed to go a toilet but because she is dump she held it in and died yes she died :)

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Originally Posted by jayjay

your mums so poor she watched other people open xmas presents

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Errrrrr....wow...I mean its not like every mother watches other people open their presents is it ? And do you honestly not know how to spell dumb ?

Decent troll or absolute fucking helmet with zero intelligence ?

God says that yo momma so fat when she cut her leg she bled gravy.

Oh no you didn't god.....are you dissing my momma ?

At least I got one mothafucka !!!!!!!!

Yo mommas breath smells so bad, when she breathes out, her teeth duck

yo mommas so fat her waistlines equater