things to whisper to an opponent as he's going out!!!!

"he's not supposed to bleed like that. HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BLEED LIKE THATTTTTTTT!!!!!!"

"quick get the ice in the bath and pass me a stanley knife, the fresher the kidney the better"

"last time i did this the bloke woke up with partial brain damage"

never had anyone say anything to me before but i suppose something like "ooops i just got a boner" or "this really turns me on" would scare the shit outa some people and make them tap a bit sooner lol

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Originally Posted by BlueRabbit

There is a really good purple belt that I train with. Everytime we roll he asks if we can take our trousers off (I say no). He effortlessly passes my guard/sweeps me, takes my back and them assumes the 'spooning position'. He then strokes my face whilst tenderly saying 'Ssssh, shhh. I'm not going to hurt you. You're only making it worse for yourself.' On the Noel Edmond scale of creepines I score it an 8/10.

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^^^^^ Winner.

"If your asshole stings in the morning, that was me :D "

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Originally Posted by BlueRabbit

There is a really good purple belt that I train with. Everytime we roll he asks if we can take our trousers off (I say no). He effortlessly passes my guard/sweeps me, takes my back and them assumes the 'spooning position'. He then strokes my face whilst tenderly saying 'Ssssh, shhh. I'm not going to hurt you. You're only making it worse for yourself.' On the Noel Edmond scale of creepines I score it an 8/10.

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this bloke is a legend hahaa :)

loving this thread, i can't top this though

just the whole "shhhh" and stroking thing is about as derogatory as you can get lol

would work well in triangle too, really piss em off haha

You bleed like mylee, mylee goood fuck!

"if you woke up with a sore bottom, would you tell anybody ?"

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Originally Posted by Luke

You bleed like mylee, mylee goood fuck!

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:D Always great to see quotes from Van Damme films