Ok Jimmy and Homer, lets have some drama being as you pair just went and scratched without any thought for building up the tension of being on the edge of a potentially massive cash windfall...
Just been out, did wear pants, didn't spunk on the tils, bought some cards.
So... I spent £10 - 2 £1 ones and 4 £2 ones..
Money Tree - Top Prize £8000
Happy Christmas - Top prize £5000
Lottery No Name Bastardo - Top prize £250,000
100 Grand - Top prize - surprisingly £100,000
Snow Me The Money - Top prize £80,000
Triple Lucky 7's - Top prize £70,000
Now first things first, just realised the top prizes are shit on some even though they cost the same, also they have utterly shit names for these things that just don't fill me with mirth or temptation to rush out and buy more...
So.... the question is... which one do you want me to scratch first?
show me the money!
i get payed later, might join the scratchcard moneylosingathon
i'd go £1 cards first, but that's just me. what do you think homer?
excellent :) good luck mate, would be quality if someone won big!
Originally Posted by Shaun.R.
Jimmy, select a £1 card then... I would video and upload it to youtube but that just seems like going toooooo far, besides I can't be arsed hyping it up with special effects, having a celeb do the intro etc, full of flu and feeling lazy today. Money Tree or Happy Christmas?
those happy christmas ones are evil - 'happy christmas, there are no prizes on these scratchcards, so up yours lol'
Ok here we go...
9 symbols on Money tree.... all £ symbols on a tree, who wouldve thunk it..
Symbol 1 :£2
Symbol 2 :£40
Symbol 3 :£2 ooo two £2's already...tension builder!!
Symbol 4 :£2 I shit you not... well thats fucking ruined the tension for the rest of the card :(
Symbol 5 : Barely worth carrying on now... £8
Symbol 6 : Fucks the point £20
Symbol 7 : lost its fun £40 oo surely not 2 wins one card, has it ever been done before?
Symbol 8 : £10 bah
Symbol 9 : £10 double bah
So the results are in, £2 win , now I am only down £8.... A good start, wise choice chaps... So what you wanna see next eh?