fight one / fuck one / Fire one out a cannon

Susan Boyle
Anne Robinson
Vanessa Feltz

go...

Fight Robinson, she's a total cunt, and ginger.

Fuck feltz, preferably around the time she just made a fitness DVD so she's no too fat

Fire Boyle oot the Cannon, just because she can sing a bit doesn't stop her being a national disgrace. Mongo

Shag Robinson by default

Punch Feltz's face in and fire Boyle out of a Cannon as she is a bit slow and I would feel bad if I did either of the other two to her!

fuck - subo she only stays up the road and i see her at chapel
fight - vanessa feltz, we are evenly matched
shoot - robinson just so i can say you are the weakest link

Probably Jims suggestion and for the smae reasons.