Apart from introducing themselves as 'cage fighters'...?
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Apart from introducing themselves as 'cage fighters'...?
One of my mates wives asked me if we were allowed to use weapons.
"You don't look like you do martial arts"
Oh and ' a woman can't choke me ou.............zzzzzzzz'
I like seeing people who've obviously had maybe one or two classes try and show submissions on girls to impress them. They obviously do it wrong, but with girls you basically just have to squeeze anything hard enough and it makes them cry.
lol we were doin a bit of jits at a thai club lastnight & my mate done exactly that to one of the girls from the thai class. It was more of a dry humping as he tried to impress her though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlasmma
I'm a teacher and I do a grappling class after school for a few of the kids, one of them who does some stupid kung fu told me he thinks Bruce lee would beat CroCop in a fight!
He's come out with other assorted noncence too.
Hahaha I've had that!
Sorry, in reply to mr mcveigh!
often followed by, "is it to the death?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Maccavelli
yeh, and i've only lost twice
Quote:
Originally Posted by marc goddard
Please tell me it was a UFC rules meeting
A kid turned up for his first class with "Cage Fighter" tattoo'd on his forearm and "MMA" tattoo'd on his neck. he'd never trained before!
Has since moved to another local club because his mum said I was too strict with him (He's 18). He has also got the same tattoo as Brock Lesnar on his back.
I kinda miss the mongo.