HA! My my we have all had several of those through the doors ! Whos your best one to date? mine is a guy who actually said "I cant work technique due to a learning disorder, but i have won all my UFC bouts...."
"I'm (insert rank) level in bjj but our instructor is super strict"
lol I know people like this
I've just dealt with two massive "blaggers" one guy who wanted money up front to fly in a 77kg pro fighter from the states for the princely sum of £150 all in!!! And the ultimate blagger who after numerous attempts to contact the lad pulled out of the fight at short notice with a "dislocated pelvis"!!!!
thats me all over lol hire me ^^
In the middle of sparring last year -
Shit fighter - "oh wait a minute, can you just show me how to do that"
Me - "what?"
Shit fighter - "that thing you did with your hand when i tried to punch"
Me - "Parry?"
Shit fighter - *Shrugs*
Me - "fuck off"