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What is the most manly pet a man can own? My wife wants us to get a cat, and even though it ends in T, I feel cats are not manly.

Star Trek 69: The Big Wet Borgasm?

Is it valiant to buy one of those new sex robot-dolls I hear about? I can't see me sticking my whacker in a computer for any reason, no matter how good it feels.

How does Frakes rule on robotic...

DiamondBeard wants to challenge his muscles in new ways in 2010. Does the great Frakes have any advice about a kettleball workout? I've been intrigued with the kettleball, I know there are whole...

Who would win a battle between Frakes and Santa Claus? I almost always bet on Frakes, but ... Santa's beard is ass-kickingly valiant. Plus, he's got a full squad of elves.

Thank you great Frakes. Your wisdom (as always) is vast, adroit and extremely puissant.

I will coach my friend on his demeanor until at last he injects his manly snoot into the warm, welcoming...

My friend reports that his doctor is a matronly woman. She is mannish but alas not manly.

As a remedy for the pain, my chum now wears a heavy boot everywhere he goes, as it somehow lessens the...

Medical question for Commander Frakes:

I have a chum who broke his ankle a few years ago. Now, even though his ankle has healed, he feels a stinging pain each year as the winter weather arrives....

DiamondBeard shall raise a glass of stout here in the States in your honor. I invite my countrymen to meet me at The Blue Tusk, where we will sing salty and robust songs. Later, I will engage my lady...

I hope your birthday is resplendent and jubilant. Long live Frakes and all who know him!

Might we inquire as to how you celebrate your birthday?

Thank you for your input, you are benevolent, prudent and august. DiamondBeard is with a brunette who colors her hair blonde; she often makes me feel puissant. I bow to your greatness, Mr. Frakes.

Mr. Frakes, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Which of those is the most manly to conquest, delight and exhaust?