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I'm damn sure there's a letter 'n' at the end of the word 'damn'. Unless of course you were repeatedly referring to a structure confining a body of water.

I'm just impressed to find out that you know the name of two football teams and didn't write 'AC Manchester Rovers' and 'Real Chelsea of Midlothian'

You don't have to be a racist to want Lenry Henry deported, you just have to have watched an episode of the sitcom Chef.

Stevie Rays fans might not be racists but they do use bad language which a lot of old age pensioners think is even worse.

Lovey sounded fairly coherent for a change, he talked like he does when he meets a foreign looking person....

"HAH-LLO......HOWWW........ DOOOOOO .... YOUUUUU...... LIIIIIKE.........

"Sandy.....Sandy......Sandy.......tell me what's your flavour ooooooh!!"

There's only one person coming accross as a cock in this thread...............and it's mainsy.

That's a technical issue David, I'm an ideas man and leave that kind of thing to men who wear navy blue cargo trousers.

Brick here, yeah that Brick, Brick who's name you forgot on the podcast. Anyway I'm not going to dwell on you forgetting my name like I'm some sort of fake-baked tart that Hissy has just fingered in...

If you'd wanted some real insights into Allan Love you should have came to me:

ACTUAL FACTUAL LOVEY FACT 1
Lovey's least favourite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice.

That's all very well and good but what about this blow off where everyone blows each other off? Is it happening or what?

I know there is a web of deceit surrounding Jim Brown and sometimes it's hard to seperate fact from fiction but he did infact used to coach at Motherwell FC. That one is actually true.

If there is going to be a willy comparing cometition or a blow off where everyone blows each other off can I put forward my bedroom as a potential venue?

The Bateman Ratio

In mathematics the bateman ratio, named after David Bateman and sometimes referred to in popular culture as the tightening of the leprechauns hat, is the rate of change at which...

I bought a Double Decker out of the newsagents this morning. It was lovely, the perfect combination of crunchy crunchy bit and chewy chewy bit covered in a chocolate chocolate covering. However I was...

I just listened to the podcast, McVeigh is a liar, all that stuff about being happy with his life and not caring about getting on TUF is pure fabrication. McVeigh is a fame hungry whore. He probably...

I say give the people what they want Rob........................A ROYAL RUMBLE!!

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This is becoming all too predictable Stef, insult members of the DNFT then back track on it as soon as someone calls you up on it!! I'm just surprised you didn't write 'I haven't heard of either of...

Stef, when you say 'Turner, is the Dean Martin to McVeigh’s Jerry Lewis' I assume that you mean Graham is an alchoholic and Paul is a second rate comedian with a bad haircut? This seems a fair...

I know for a fact that C$ has been ducking a rematch with Darius Danesh since 1995.

The trick is to only open you're eyes when you think that no one is looking so you can still see what's going on, then if you think someone is about to look at you, close them again. If you bite your...

James is from Lanark, it would take a full team of doctors the best part of six months to get anywhere near assessing his mental status.

I'm no Doogie Howswer but I don't reckon that just because when you're asked "How many fingers am I holding up?" you don't answer "The Battle of Waterloo" that that means you're in a fit state to...

Neil, you said this....



Then you said this.....



....which is why they stopped it.

I'm no Karl Kennedy but if doctors won't let fighters fight on shows within 4 weeks of being ko'd then they probably shouldn't let them fight within 2 minutes of one.