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    You cant get flu from the jab....its a dead...

    You cant get flu from the jab....its a dead vaccine..

    However you can get side effects...thats what you have
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    The kid was 17, and 6'4. But a belt seems way...

    The kid was 17, and 6'4.
    But a belt seems way over the top...A clip around the ear yeah, even a smack.


    I wouldnt have respected my dad for bashing me as I was about to run out in front of a...
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    http://mike-clouston.110mb.com/homepages/images/wa...

    http://mike-clouston.110mb.com/homepages/images/waterpistol.jpg


    Ok...thats those two sorted.
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    Well.....picking the pocket wasnt literal, so I...

    Well.....picking the pocket wasnt literal, so I suppose draining the account would be allowed.

    But preferably that of someone who hasnt really earned it....or doesnt deserve it.

    So....obviously...
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    If you had to pick a pocket or two.....

    Which two pockets would you pick...?

    Id go for......

    1/ the Queens (SHUT UP!!..no not Reids!. the real Queen, her representatives seem to be picking mine all the time so why not? )

    2/...
  6. Thread: Millwall fans

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    Ive seen many 'flare ups' with sunderland...

    Ive seen many 'flare ups' with sunderland (although not involved for years and years, Im getting on a bit)
    And to say Hooligans arent dangerous is a rather silly statement. Yes, inside a ground...
  7. Thread: 93kg Wanted

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    I could fill 3 of the spots.........personally....

    I could fill 3 of the spots.........personally. That special K diet is crap!
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    Katie Prices horse V CromScott

    Katie Prices horse V CromScott
  9. Thread: Best Pet Ever

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    I had a pet worm as a kid, used to keep it in the...

    I had a pet worm as a kid, used to keep it in the vegatable patch in the back garden.

    Its still there, must be about 34 years old now.
  10. Christ......he'd be speechless. And on the...

    Christ......he'd be speechless.

    And on the subject of cross-dressing....Spandex is now uni-sex!!




    Although the lace trim does tend to chafe.
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    Lost any socks lately?

    Lost any socks lately?
  12. Oh believe me that cunts a menace.....:D

    Oh believe me that cunts a menace.....:D
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    Shut up and finish your shandy you southern poof!

    Shut up and finish your shandy you southern poof!
  14. I think it wast the sunday people hit the nail on...

    I think it wast the sunday people hit the nail on the head with the most concise and accurate statement..


    cromscott....''unidentified oddball''...Hahahaha
  15. CRIMSCOTT........washable sheets are a must when...

    CRIMSCOTT........washable sheets are a must when he's on the warpath :D
  16. Thread: Pic War!

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    wow....its getting warm!

    wow....its getting warm!
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    So Einstein......without modern euphemisms, how...

    So Einstein......without modern euphemisms, how would you describe CromScott?
  18. Thread: Pic War!

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    http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/razor.jpg

    http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/razor.jpg
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    Dont take this the wrong way Fightalex....but...

    Dont take this the wrong way Fightalex....but there in lies ''your'' problem.

    If the posters were in the ring you could argue......but here, you are just on a screen.

    Dont take it to serious,...
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    http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Katie+Price+Launching+New+Clothing+Line+KP+JMJXdH2lex0l.jpg


    LOL......Do me a favour. That horse is abused, its a crossdresser!!
  21. They'll have you mucking the stables out in...

    They'll have you mucking the stables out in Durham Jail
  22. I have to say I dont like horses.......but reid...

    I have to say I dont like horses.......but reid is nice :p
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