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Divven be jealus of his sizse man. Just cos yer weiner is littel duzne mean hes on the juice man!

Ahm confused me lyke. Wot does the NG mean? Is that lyke No Gi?

aH WUNCe got a grat workoot from this owld bint doon Old Street. £15 for oot ah could giv er. Gav er one up the arse an all - reet knackered I was. Her names Rita. Her numbers in te old lukn...

Shaivin necks if fer pusses man. Even |Arlofski startd oot with a neck lyke mine man!

whh yer coping anothr mans tatoe lyke? Ger yer own lyke Dave 78 ses. Me brother has been doing mine for aboot a munth now and itz not taht bad just neede mor detayl befor colore....

an divven need a beard cos Geordies are tuffe
Am ushley clean shaven, at wurst little ruff
In space therez no need for pubes on yer chin
Or hair on yer head, hence Pickard's is thinn
A hole fer...

Beemin yer cockdown mayks yer balls turn bluewish
Makes sence with that Beerd, yer oviously Jewish
Wych leeds us to think that yer forskinz missing
And thatz why Pickard keeps you ass kissin
Kos...

Ah took home a hot girl not that long agoe after meeting her in the arcade down in Tynemouth.
She wus hot.
She was like "I'm ganna go all neet with ye marra". Ah was like "I'll give ye a fiver if...

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Alreet Frakes? Yer awfly big headed
Fer a man wit a beerd; itz yer rymes that ah shredded
Eech wurd that yer typd, has a T at the end
But biscuits & t wont mayk us yer friend
Kos Geordie is bak...

I sed thort you bloody div - I'm nee cockey yer na

to manny stezzers fer you yer big taff bastard. Yer need to spen a nite on the toon with me and lern to chill the fuck oot marra!

Yer no yer a dickt er MMAy when yerz gan for a wank and yer can only tap out, not splat out. hahaha - hoo funny am ah man? lolz.

H'way Stav marra - yer can smash tihis big fool one time an all that lyke. Groond and Poond!

Ah man. Well disapoyntd. Thort it sed "Burning a Korean" - bollox. ..

Hoa lad - Ave seen the Murko hitn the pads and that and ah rekn that Shoub is gonna get tagged man.
Canny see oot but Murko doing a peeka poo then a reet cross strait into the big lummoxis quivrin...

Ah thort a Staph infecshun wuz wen a bulldog got its cock turned green or summit?

Alreet bychslurp - rekons yer never been laid hav yer?
AH did some checkin up on yer from me spying place and yurv no doubt chaynjed since dying yer ginjer pubes brown.
Canny cover yer freckles tho...

Alreet. Just resentli got sum feler from Nijeria. He was alla boot imigrashun and that cos Ah use me Mams bank acount. I cudden give them oot strayt off cos I divven naa the fella. Anyways, I...

Ehh? Aboot his own syze? 5fut11? Does yer mean at his weit or at his hite? I naa a lad aroond my area - we call im Terry the belly and altho hiz arnly 5'6, his weihing in aboot 115kg. Dun a few...

I dvven na aboot Nandos but I lik yer tats.
Also, yerv got nice ink on your sholderz.

Just run unti l they say stop. Lyke that forrist Gump fella. Yer myte grow a beard whil yer running if yer lucky to.

Ah lyke those. Does yo dee em in XXL?

stick with tapoot and stuff lyke that and yer divven hava problem.
Ah ordered strayte fr om UFC and got a hoodie exactly when expeckted it to com. Caged Steal have yer hough about ordering ffom...

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