I'm a bloody nightmare I am, misunderstanding things all the time ...
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners last week and now I'm in casualty ...
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I'm a bloody nightmare I am, misunderstanding things all the time ...
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners last week and now I'm in casualty ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksFGQ4-_JM
" Some call it Magical, but its just a born gift of mine! "
Unbelievable ... The Wife lost her tooth last night whilst eating a packet of peanuts.
To be fair though, I did warn her not to keep rustling the packet while the snooker was on !!
Watching ESPN UFC ... Then the adverts ...
THE FURNACE !!!
Saggy ass trouser wearers, that ain't pulled up properly !!
YOU NEED WEDGING !
THE FURNACE !!!
The Postman knocked on my door yesterday and said "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour"
I said "Well, you've got the wrong house then haven't you!"
Sorry, Eric duplicated ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH7oRb5Knjc
Ryo Chonan's - The low flying "Scissor Heel Hook" on Anderson Silva ....
So perfect, it was like it was planned ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYN6U_85YCI
Bernard Manning shouts to me "Eric go and have a look at the size of my dump I've just done in the bathroom !!"
"No thanks" I said
"Eric, please, GO ON have a look"
I covered my mouth & pinched my...
Those cyclist, the Wiggins Wafers, who bunch up the road and you cant get passed for ages !!!!
THE FURNACE !!!!
Bloody next doors dog shat in our garden again, so Ernie told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence ..
I don't see whats been solved there ... cuz we've still got dog mess in our garden...
He's took the bait ...
http://www.espn.co.uk/ufc/sport/story/186907.html
Cain wouldn't need to take him down or even punch Mr Fury. Plenty of legs strikes would finish Tyson off.
Queensbury Boxers cant take a kick in the leg. I remember Trevor Berbick's fight against...
Tell you what, those Dart Player's are bloody strong "Like BULL ...."
Tough, mentally strong, like all the other Contact Sports.
Not many sports out there other than Boxing, MMA, Swimmers,...
Ernie and I were good mates with Sean Connery.
He phoned me one night to go out and said "I'll be calling around Tenish"
I told him I knew nothing about the Game.
Brendan Loughnane
Rory MacDonald ...
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The Great Lennox Lewis !!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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See where your coming from, and he does look like him ,,,
but its not who's Eric is thinking off Nimmy ...
Isn't he lovely ... Mr Stevie Wonder
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Eric was thinking of Guillard ...
Well done Atlasmma !
Easy one for you.
Wigan's Arouna Kone ...
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The first rule of FIGHT CLUB is ....
Don't be Audley Harrison !!