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Unless he has bitch level deception skills, I don't think I need to worry about repercussions.

He's literally like, quiet as a mouse since (back from gym just now).

We bumped into each other...

The point I'm making is that, this is not Revenge of the Nerds part 2 or summit.

But I'm just saying, you know; we gotta show respect for our brothers.

Anyways, why would anyone NOT believe this story?

What do you want; pics or summit?

There so many meat heads around gyms now-a-days, I'm surprised there aren't more threads of this nature being...

Me too

hahaha

Saw the guy today.

Big stupid head on him.

It's actually embarrassing; he's acting like I'm some kind of mentor to him now or something.

I smacked his dumb as to the ground, and now he...

Trolling?

I'm a nice guy.
Some meat head tried to inflate his own ego by shoving me around.
I showed him who's boss.

Why exactly would you thusly question the validity of this story?

Yes, it was an epic fail.

Epic fail for the loser who tried for strong arm me.

Motherfucker'll know better in future!

It was my first day back today cause I'd been off for a couple weeks with flu like symptoms.

I was doing my thing on the squat rack; started off with a few light C and J's and chin's off the top...

See, I'm not sure if your taking the piss or what, with this quirky/possibly dyslexic, writing style.

Well, I work in hotels.

I go round, room to room, bang on the door, and when I don't hear anything, I go inside to scrub the shit off the toilet and change the stained sheets.

Anyways, I was...

Go on, give us yer number.

Me?

I'd say I've done around fifty birds; possibly more.
No shit.

It doesn't matter if you include, by example, hookers...
Can also include one night stands,...

Reported on sherdog just now; which sucks.

I was really looking forward to this bout.

An aggressive guy like Khalidov that would be looking to finish, vs Paulo, would have been very...

Oh, I just saw the thread about the devious bitch in the nightclub.

Devious women...

Let me tell you, I've got some stories about devious women that would make your.... hair curl...(?)

yeah, where are your stories then, son?



The guy that posted that story - stubbsy - does he still post here or what, and are there any recent stories from him?

He had some gems.

Sorry bro, I don't speak you language

I frequent them; frequently.

In fact, it's cause this particular hoe used to smile and wave at me regularly was the reason she caught my eye at the gym.

I actually fancy her a little bit.
...

Oh, by the way; I'm pretty sure she's like, Romanian or Bulgarian or summit.

Very early twenties - which is good...

So this is the deal, right.

About 5ft 6, dark hair, but bleached just short of the roots, cute face, killer body (now I understand why), and even off duty, she still dresses like a hooker.

I...

So it's like this.

I show up at work.
I'm in the locker room, changing into my uniform.
She barges in.

It's men and women have to get changed there, but this bitch isn't waiting around.
She...