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Anderson Silva has been blessed with a gift. If he's mentally 100% in the fight, no one can beat him. Against Weidman, he was a cock & got put out, well deserved.
GSP is hard worker & puts his...
We put our heads between our legs & lean forward ...
That's how me & Ernie roll ..
A beautiful African lady called Betty came into Ernie's restaurant last night ...
I sat her down at the table and gave her a menu.
She asked "I'm sorry but I can't see any fish on the menu ?"
Could've gone either way but Jones just done enough in the last 2 rounds.
Unanimous Decision NO WAY ...
Split Decision, it should've been ...
WHAT A FIGHT !!!
“I learned a lot from this...
I bought myself a Bristol Parrot last week, but I'm getting sick of already. All it keeps saying is .... "I'm a Pirates Parrot who's hard as fuck!" so I put a Kestrel in its cage.
Next morning, I...
All us blokes have got selective deafness. Its in-built into our DNA.
HomerPlata ..... Nil pois
Matt Hamill another good one, but obviously no now as the Nimmy got it.
"Good game, Good game"
Take a bow Nimmy
Ha ha ha. I like it. Nick Ring ha ha.
No Nimmy. Come on, your nearly there my friend.
Here's a clue...
"WEY HEY Mr Nim Nimminy Nooooooooo"
Blimey, see what you mean by Alex ...
But no Nimmy.
See where your coming from, but not who Eric's thinking of.
I was having a lovely Salad for my lunch the other day & Ernie commented on me trying to stab my fork into a pickled onion.
"Eric for Christ sake, why don't use your fingers!!"
I replied "Don't be...
Luis "The Teeth" Suarez
THE FURNACE !!
Walked the good lady home from her Weight Watchers class last night. I kept her close as we went through a rough area in Bristol. As we turned a corner I fixed me eyes on a "Rough" looking Tramp,...
I'm a bloody nightmare I am, misunderstanding things all the time ...
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners last week and now I'm in casualty ...
" Some call it Magical, but its just a born gift of mine! "
Unbelievable ... The Wife lost her tooth last night whilst eating a packet of peanuts.
To be fair though, I did warn her not to keep rustling the packet while the snooker was on !!
Watching ESPN UFC ... Then the adverts ...
THE FURNACE !!!
Saggy ass trouser wearers, that ain't pulled up properly !!
YOU NEED WEDGING !
THE FURNACE !!!
The Postman knocked on my door yesterday and said "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour"
I said "Well, you've got the wrong house then haven't you!"