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  1. Thread: >> Post A Joke <<

    by Tom_
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    Fucking hell standards have slipped on this...

    Fucking hell standards have slipped on this thread, where are the funny jokes these days?
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    I have dissed Alex Reid

    On here something wrotten, I've called him a joke etc but fair play Reid you brought it and showed a fucking massive pair of balls beyond what I thought you had and your stand up looked pretty good...
  3. It looks fucking shit.

    It looks fucking shit.
  4. Thread: >> Post A Joke <<

    by Tom_
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    Any car sticker which proclaims the driver to be...

    Any car sticker which proclaims the driver to be either a "princess" or a "babe on board" is not a legally binding document. More often than not the driver will actually be a fat, chavved-up cum...
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    Jaws 3, Piranha, Blade 2 and anything with Vin...

    Jaws 3, Piranha, Blade 2 and anything with Vin Diesel in.
  6. Thread: GnP!

    by Tom_
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    More variety on your site would be nice mate.

    More variety on your site would be nice mate.
  7. Lying bastard, you've never had a girlfriend, try...

    Lying bastard, you've never had a girlfriend, try harder.
  8. Unfortunately women are very weak and they have...

    Unfortunately women are very weak and they have far too many rights these days, so much so that life as a woman is a far easier and smoother ride than life is for men.
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    Poll: It depends how much I've eaten and how tired I am...

    It depends how much I've eaten and how tired I am but mostly over 10, if you were talking stella though then you're looking at about 7 before I'm possessed.
  10. Thread: Space Cake

    by Tom_
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    First of all you don't just throw it in to...

    First of all you don't just throw it in to whatever you are making, first you should make canabutter and here's a link for you but I repeat do not throw it in to stuff as it's a waste you must make...
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    Why do people find this sad? This only raises his...

    Why do people find this sad? This only raises his legend status for me, only in this country do we have such crazy hilarious piss heads.
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    I tend to cum in my pants when she's getting...

    I tend to cum in my pants when she's getting undressed but then carry on and give her a pounding, the problem with this is that it takes an age for me to cum again while she cums multiple times, it's...
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    Moaty it's me, Gazza!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOWVVoC64wY
  14. Thread: Bp!

    by Tom_
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    Fucking wankers need a good dry bumming.

    Fucking wankers need a good dry bumming.
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    Bas Rutten, Forrest Griffin and Eric Cantona.

    Bas Rutten, Forrest Griffin and Eric Cantona.
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    In one way it's a fucking scam but if you look at...

    In one way it's a fucking scam but if you look at it another way it's a pretty clever way of boosting the economy because more people are likely to holiday in England. I hate the Tories by the way...
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    3/10 must try harder. 4n? Since when did any...

    3/10 must try harder.

    4n? Since when did any cunt spell phone like that?
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    Poll: My mates house got raided while I was there and...

    My mates house got raided while I was there and they got a female copper to stand me against a wall and pat me down, she gave my a tail a good feel and I had a decent semi on, needless to say I...
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    Amazingly overpriced and overrated, 449 for a...

    Amazingly overpriced and overrated, 449 for a phone :rolleyes: or if you're on contract you're looking at 1000 by the time you're contract is out and that's not including what you pay for the apps...
  20. Thread: >> Post A Joke <<

    by Tom_
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    Calm down Johnny Foreigner, go pray or fast...

    Calm down Johnny Foreigner, go pray or fast whatever it is you lot like to do in the evening.
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    It's sad as fuck especially when you see skinny...

    It's sad as fuck especially when you see skinny chavs wearing them around town, it's like trying to say "I'm hard look at me" seriously fuck off.
  22. Thread: murray is jailed

    by Tom_
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    I got all excited then I thought you meant that...

    I got all excited then I thought you meant that little prick Andy.
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    http://www.cunttt.com/...

    http://www.cunttt.com/
    http://fantasti.cc/videos/popular/today/
    http://myspicyclips.com/ (all homemade stuff)

    Enjoy.
  24. Thread: >> Post A Joke <<

    by Tom_
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    Just a shame his jokes are shit.

    Just a shame his jokes are shit.
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    My penis person avatar :(

    My penis person avatar :(
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