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    i'm finding it very difficult atm to be in the presence of lasses eating banana's. This lass who goes our gym always bring a banana wi her and peels it back slowly. sexy as f@*k like

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    last girl i was with i gave her my mma gloves and told her to go too town on my face, she seemed rather happy to do so. great practise for mount escapes boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no-gi View Post
    i'm finding it very difficult atm to be in the presence of lasses eating banana's. This lass who goes our gym always bring a banana wi her and peels it back slowly. sexy as f@*k like

    so you like bananas???


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    fat chicks
    they have amasisve surface area and there all saggy and grabable, and warm...
    being empty of yourself you cannot be attacked because you arent filled by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFreak View Post
    last girl i was with i gave her my mma gloves and told her to go too town on my face, she seemed rather happy to do so. great practise for mount escapes boys.
    why is it that i never seem to get offers like that?
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    ok, i offer for you to punch the freak in the face
    man, when you're the nail, hang in there....until the day you become the hammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Saville View Post
    fat chicks
    they have amasisve surface area and there all saggy and grabable, and warm...

    ya either bein sarky, james else ya need ya head testing.
    can be doin wi lasses where everything be false either...false tits, nails, hair, tan, ass, f*!in nasty all that. lots ov that goin on in the north east like.full ov viados

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent_Assassin View Post
    so you like bananas???


    no... i like lasses who peel back bananas sl-oooooow-ly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosi View Post
    why is it that i never seem to get offers like that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by no-gi View Post
    can be doin wi lasses where everything be false either...false tits, nails, hair, tan, ass, f*!in nasty all that. lots ov that goin on in the north east like.full ov viados

    Where abouts in the north east are u looking? We are NOT all like that Try comin to Doncaster for UF and seeing real ladies!!
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