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    Chris Kerr
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    Default here goes a few

    Ram a broomstick up your ass
    Jump your ass in the lake
    Get the hell away from around here
    Leave the premesis before I put you in jail
    You are a dirty low-down scumbag
    You are a jerk to me
    You are drug seller
    You are a crackhead as I speak
    You are a miserable creep
    Here's what you do for me...stick your ghetto dope up your ass!
    You are a homosexual to the max
    You are a professional cock sucker in the mix
    You are a child molester
    You love sucking little boys' dicks
    You are a professional cock sucker in hell
    You are a professional cock sucker to Satan
    You are a boot-licker to Satan
    You love sucking little boys' asses and dicks
    Why don't you stop being a homosexual
    Stop molesting little boys you freak!
    You are no good
    You are a fucking asshole
    You are a real jerk
    You are a miserable creep
    You are full of shit
    You are a no-good rotten bum
    You are a good-for-nothing scalawag
    You are full of dog shit
    You are a stupid mother fucker
    You are a low down schmuck
    So suck a camel's ass, you mother fucker
    Lick a camel's ass
    Lick a moose's dick
    Suck my doggy's cock
    Suck a honey badger's ass
    Suck a racehorse's bootyhole
    Suck a snow leopard's ass
    Suck my doberman pincher's cock
    Suck a llama's balls
    Suck a jackass's dick
    Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk
    I'm going to crack your head with my karate stick
    I'm going to crack your skull and put you in the hospital
    Stop raping women for crying out loud!!
    Suck a polar bear's funky ass
    Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup
    Suck a donkey's shitty ass
    Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisin sauce
    Suck a European bison's smelly ass
    Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip
    Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream
    Suck a hyena's spermy dick
    Suck a llama's shitty asshole
    Suck a panda bear's smelly nutsack
    Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole
    Suck a greyhound's musty ass
    Suck a hyena's ass
    Suck a racehorse's dick
    Suck a cheetah's ass
    Lick a horse's asshole
    Suck a snow leopard's ass
    Suck a mountain goat's dick
    Suck a caribou's asshole out
    Eat that antelope shit and die
    Suck a baboon's ass
    Suck a male camel's dick
    Suck a Doberman pincer's cock
    Suck a reindeer's smelly ass, mothafucka!
    Do something about your long filthy hair, it looks like a rat's nest
    Go tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole
    I'm gonna beat the ugly out of you
    You look like my probabtion officer
    You're going to be introduced to your grave
    You're going to be deprived of your life
    I'm going to destroy you from this earth
    Make a fat man happy...go jump in a lake!
    Keep on talking shit to me and I WILL bust you in your chops, and plus I'm going to knock your block off
    Suck my damn dick, asshole
    Fuck your crummy ass, jerk
    Get your paws off me
    Take your bullshit somewhere else
    Jump into your hot rod and hit the road, asshole!


    That should be enough for now?

  2. #12
    Chris Kerr
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    Default one more i made up

    Your mother is so FAT those aren't flies buzzing round her, they are SATELLITES orbiting!

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    ooooo had to hurt Wiegieboard's Avatar
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    Default not drunken insult but cool

    I was watching this film and there two italianamerican guys dressed in smart suits but not mobsters were out in the town, 2 assmonkeys jumped out and started insulting them, one of the assmonkeys had a bat. The Italian man shouted "I'm gonna take that bat and ram it up your ass!" Then he kicked the assmonkeys ass joe peschi style!!
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    Default please

    no pictures please mr jenkins.
    No longer playing World of Warcraft. Goodbye fond memories
    FUCK THE ALLIANCE

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    TTT for old insulting threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiegieboard View Post
    I was watching this film and there two italianamerican guys dressed in smart suits but not mobsters were out in the town, 2 assmonkeys jumped out and started insulting them, one of the assmonkeys had a bat. The Italian man shouted "I'm gonna take that bat and ram it up your ass!" Then he kicked the assmonkeys ass joe peschi style!!
    The Warriors kicks the shit outta that.

    Baseball Furies gang member is like swinging his bat, and Ajax goes "Im gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jak-TapouT- View Post
    The Warriors kicks the shit outta that.

    Baseball Furies gang member is like swinging his bat, and Ajax goes "Im gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle"


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    i love that film.... the chicks are loaded!

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    Default Drunken Chat Up

    Used this once before, had no success obviously;

    You need two girls for this to work, one who is plump/fat and one that you want to fuck.

    Go up to the fat girl and say:

    "Excuse me, would you like to dance?" from this you hopefully get the following response,

    "Why yes, that would be good"

    To which you reply;

    "Well fuck off then so I can chat to your mate fatty"

    Bit hit and miss, I have actually seen this result in both people being slapped and people ending up going home with fit bird in the equation.
    Meh...........

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    Your mum's so old she owes Jesus 3 quid.

    Your mum's so fat she has a belly full of whale blubber.

    Your mum's so fat I don't think she'll be able to fit into the pair of pyjamas I bought her for Christmas.

    Your mum stinks of shit.

    Your mum stinks of poo.

    Your mum stinks of manure.

    Your teeth are so yellow......................... Maybe you should brush your fucking teeth.

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    I refuse to have a dual of wits with an unarmed opponent

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