Impulse to train at night?

[wagon]

I find the "I'm on the cage warriors forum" ploy works. Tiscali has two tabs browsing so tab one "cage Warriors" tab two "youporn" get in.

[DetoxGuru.com]

Aplin how on earth will a wank wake your lass up ?

Simply slowly peel back the covers until you can see a bit of tit / mot whatever, then proceed to slowly pull the head off it. Easy

If wanking over your bird isnt what you were looking for dont worry. Simply turn the volume off on your tv / pc..sit at an angle so you can see the screen / your bird. Stick on bluey of your choice.

Keep the remote / mouse in one hand and your manhood in the other. If the bird turns around / moans, quickly turn off the tv / website and she will be none the wiser ( apart from the fact you have a raging hard on ) to which you can say " Babe I was just thinking of you and I got so horny, any chance of a nosh or a quickie " which will either earn you some brownie points or she will think youre a perv and tell you to fuck off. Good stuff.

From ' stealth wanking 101' by Jamie Taylor.

Available in all good bookstores.

Stealth wanking LMAO like it , anyway who gives a fuck if the bird wakes up , if i am horny as fuck in the middle of the night and nik wants to sleep she gets a snowcone on the back and thats all there is too it !!!!!

[Nak-Muay]

lol, Jamie I worry how thought out that is... it is like you've done it before... many, many times :O

[Jamie Taylor]

Hahahaha....I am the master of the stealth wank Mark, you would be amazed at some of the stuff I have pulled off in the past.

[lex lata]

you have to grip extra tight with your hand closest to your missus (or fella if you're like that) and use your free hand to tickle the helmet... the tension and fear of your missus coming to (I use that term wisely lol) whilst you are knocking one out should have you bolting free in no time.
However, the mess is always a hard one (lol) to explain...

[Nak-Muay]

What have I started

[wagon]

you have to grip extra tight with your hand closest to your missus (or fella if you're like that) and use your free hand to tickle the helmet... the tension and fear of your missus coming to (I use that term wisely lol) whilst you are knocking one out should have you bolting free in no time.
However, the mess is always a hard one (lol) to explain...

"I had a yogurt in bed"

[lex lata]

a petit fleur to be precise..

[wagon]

a petit fleur to be precise..

a small flower?

[lex lata]

er.. what the hell are those baby yoghurts called?