Your resume, or CV

[ginandtonic]

All the recent nonsense between C_M and my self aside, I am a person of business ineterest and I see quite a few resumes

Some people put as much bullshit on there as possible in every graphic detail. Other people condense it to one page and swear up and down by it. Which one are you?

[droc]

Neither, I put a pic of myself dressed as Tarzan... I can't figure out why I've been unemployed for 12 years.

DROC

[ginandtonic]

Neither, I put a pic of myself dressed as Tarzan... I can't figure out why I've been unemployed for 12 years.

DROC

bwhahahaha - maybe you are applying for the wrong jobs hun.

[NWUK]

I have a concise 2 page CV, I used to be an IT manager of a recruitment company not too far from you actually G+T. So I know how to present a CV, also my girlfriend is a branch manager of a recruitment agency in Chester.

I must admit though I have filled in about a years worth of crap due to an extended holiday I had, although I havent actually lied, I just jiggled some dates around!!!

[ginandtonic]

I have a concise 2 page CV, I used to be an IT manager of a recruitment company not too far from you actually G+T. So I know how to present a CV, also my girlfriend is a branch manager of a recruitment agency in Chester.

I must admit though I have filled in about a years worth of crap due to an extended holiday I had, although I havent actually lied, I just jiggled some dates around!!!

I think more than 2/3 pages is far too much info even if you are in the contract market and move jobs a lot. Your ability to present required info on your resume mirrors your ability to some extent as to how you are going to present info in your prganisational role.
some of the funniest Cv's i see are from African and muslim origin where they have obviously been to someone to derive their CV and they come in and you think wtf h is this the same person and he's just changed his name

[widge milward]

due to an extended holiday

is that what its called now Dean?

[NWUK]

is that what its called now Dean?

Hell yes

[Waterboy]

some of the funniest Cv's i see are from African and muslim origin

Is 'muslim' anywhere near Africa? I can't find it on my map...

Worst CV's are the ones where people have put their pics on them.

When I worked in recruitment we got sent a CV once that eventually ended up in The Sun newspaper. Guy was a man-manager named Reg who's CV was buzzword-tastic. Had a picture of a lion on it and the quote 'Like the Lion above I am brave, noble, yet can be fearsome'

[ScrapperMan]

i have neither as i own my own scrap metal business and therefore dont need one. Neither do the guys that work for me for that matter because most of them are as dull as fuck.

If you feel you need to reply to this please dont call me hun as its fucking creepy

[die hard]

i was'nt going to call you hun hun.