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    Default Decribe MMA

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    You're having a nice conversation with a few people you barely know. They know you do some form of martial arts but would like to know more... so how do you desribe MMA without mentioning the words; cage fighting, UFC and no holds barred?
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    Free form martial arts
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    It's like Taekwondo only with ring girls.

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    Easy. It's a combat sport where you can use any form of martial arts to win !

    It's VERY uncomfortable when people ask what it is. I have fine tuned it to the above answer.

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    Why not just say you do rally driving or sky diving or something more exciting and pull-potent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthic View Post
    Setting the scene:

    You're having a nice conversation with a few people you barely know. They know you do some form of martial arts but would like to know more... so how do you desribe MMA without mentioning the words; cage fighting, UFC and no holds barred?
    i normally say i train a mix of jui-jitsu and mauy thai...that generally leaves them as confused as before they asked but at least you tried
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tron View Post
    Why not just say you do rally driving or sky diving or something more exciting and pull-potent?
    Because MMA is more badass than either of those!

    And more believable... f*ck paying to jump out of a plane thousands of feet in the air. Or driving at 100mph teetering on the edge of cliffs... I'd rather get punched in the face by a crazed Kung Fu monkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthic View Post
    Setting the scene:

    You're having a nice conversation with a few people you barely know. They know you do some form of martial arts but would like to know more... so how do you desribe MMA without mentioning the words; cage fighting, UFC and no holds barred?
    I'd say to them if you don't know what MMA is now you are a retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthic View Post
    Setting the scene:

    You're having a nice conversation with a few people you barely know. They know you do some form of martial arts but would like to know more... so how do you desribe MMA without mentioning the words; cage fighting, UFC and no holds barred?
    Its like what you do but it works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke View Post
    I'd say to them if you don't know what MMA is now you are a retard.
    I don't call people retarded except on forums. When they reply "sorry mate never heard of NMA" are you going to say "LOL Phowned!", you retard?

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