I did it with a fat american bird. Wasn't really expecting it. Went out for a few drinks, had some fun, went back to mine, gave her a massage...1 thing let to another and 2 minutes later I was like 'yes, I've finally done it, I'm no longer a virgin...I'm a winner!'. Had to sleep on the floor though cos she was hogging the space what with being rather large and I had no room.
So what about you guys/girls? Come on, fess up!