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    Default How did you lose your virginity?

    I did it with a fat american bird. Wasn't really expecting it. Went out for a few drinks, had some fun, went back to mine, gave her a massage...1 thing let to another and 2 minutes later I was like 'yes, I've finally done it, I'm no longer a virgin...I'm a winner!'. Had to sleep on the floor though cos she was hogging the space what with being rather large and I had no room.

    So what about you guys/girls? Come on, fess up!
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    [QUOTE=Luke;166987]Had to sleep on the floor though cos he was hogging the space what with being rather large and I had no room.
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    WTF

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    [QUOTE=vileniall;167003]
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    Had to sleep on the floor though cos he was hogging the space what with being rather large and I had no room.
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    WTF
    Aaaah!!!!!!!

    *changes*

    Christ, ok just changed, everything's good... and I did say 'bird' at the start.

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    yeah that made it worse. were you wasted? "a few drinks" was it absinthe by the pint?

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    still a virgin me
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    well viper you can still be the pope then. keep practising that Abstinence.

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    i lost mine by sticking my cock up dis slut!

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    It was an uncle and he told me it was "our special little secret" and not to tell mummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReD_mIst View Post
    It was an uncle and he told me it was "our special little secret" and not to tell mummy.
    DELETE THIS POST NOW!

    If your uncle reads this post you'll be in serious trouble.
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