Due to a spat with a certain Kainer, I am willing to sell my services out.
The long standing agreement I had with cagewarriors (beer, flapjacks and first name basis with ring girls) isn't enough for me to put up with the constant racist attacks from Kainer.
I also believe he touched me
I'm not asking for much, some bandwidth for a porn with spam and trolls and the occasional hug.
I also need T-Shirts as my FCFN and SFUK ones are getting very old and smelly
I will also require a team of heavies to protect me at all times from Kainer.
Dougie will likely want to come too. He loves me more.