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    Default For Sale, Evil, Yet Lovely UK MMA Internet Pioneer

    Due to a spat with a certain Kainer, I am willing to sell my services out.

    The long standing agreement I had with cagewarriors (beer, flapjacks and first name basis with ring girls) isn't enough for me to put up with the constant racist attacks from Kainer.

    I also believe he touched me

    I'm not asking for much, some bandwidth for a porn with spam and trolls and the occasional hug.
    I also need T-Shirts as my FCFN and SFUK ones are getting very old and smelly

    I will also require a team of heavies to protect me at all times from Kainer.
    Dougie will likely want to come too. He loves me more.
    Blow job is better than no job

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    Well, Matt needs a website sorting out at the moment, so I can offer you Beer and vodka, a 'design your own flapjack' service where I will provide flapjacks to any flavour you want (yes, including beer and vodka!). Ring girls may be a challenge as most of them have restraining orders on me already.... but I could offer you guitar hero lessons, which will attract any woman you want!

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    How do you use that damned orange pinky button..
    Its easier to play the real thing than play on Expert
    Blow job is better than no job

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    ...actually... I meant the real thing... a real guitar hero. I can offer you a flashy name, leopard skin strides and a pointy guitar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godders View Post
    Due to a spat with a certain Kainer, I am willing to sell my services out.

    The long standing agreement I had with cagewarriors (beer, flapjacks and first name basis with ring girls) isn't enough for me to put up with the constant racist attacks from Kainer.

    I also believe he touched me

    I'm not asking for much, some bandwidth for a porn with spam and trolls and the occasional hug.
    I also need T-Shirts as my FCFN and SFUK ones are getting very old and smelly

    I will also require a team of heavies to protect me at all times from Kainer.
    Dougie will likely want to come too. He loves me more.
    I'm right behind you dude & if I go the ring girls will come with me & if the ring girls come with us "G" that'l only leave the poofs behind!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReD_mIst View Post
    ...actually... I meant the real thing... a real guitar hero. I can offer you a flashy name, leopard skin strides and a pointy guitar.
    I could do with a pointy guitar thinking about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by cagewarriors View Post
    I'm right behind you dude & if I go the ring girls will come with me & if the ring girls come with us "G" that'l only leave the poofs behind!!!!
    Well there are talks of a Pink MMA Discussion forum
    Blow job is better than no job

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    Quote Originally Posted by cagewarriors View Post
    I'm right behind you dude
    cant tell you have just come out of jail dougie, gay cunt

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