New Football season predictions / discussion

[Ben_Hutch]

Translates as...... " But Mummy, Mummy, we are Chelsea and Daddy is an Investment Banker and we live in Fulham, and we always win, and its not fair Mummy, and all the Boys at my Boarding School support The Manchester Team and they will make fun of me Mummy, and why didnt that Black Man fall over again on purpose so we can have one of those Penalty thingies? And why is he shouting at people and being naughty? Will his House Master beat him Mummy? And I think if the Team with all the money dont win then its not fair, because we are the richest and I want to go home now, I dont like football anymore...........can we go to watch Basketball next week.................and can I have a Pony too?......... I love you mummy......Why is Daddy always working so late????

Do you still love each other Mummy?

Mummy?????

Mummy??

Why is the Driver touching you like that..........??????????????????"

Translates as

"Im a fat insecure cunt"

[sol_dave]

Translates as

"Im a fat insecure cunt"

ben ben ben ben, how many times son how many times

[Ben_Hutch]

ben ben ben ben, how many times son how many times

It's hardly as though i lashed out for no reason.

If someone blatantly takes the piss out of me when i haven't provoked it at all then surely a harsh reply is deserved?

[Al Wallace]

BWHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesum stuff (Pie eater not ben hutch)

I only saw bits of the game, the drogba thing was funny and it was even funnier when Sky fucked up and showed it again straight afterwards.

Not really arsed about the penalty thing although I think Chelsea would have had a better chance of beating united, and I s'pose it's always nice to see ashley cole suffer in any way shape or form

It really wouldn't surprise me if platini and old sepp had some sort of influence on that ref though

[Tommo]

Ben Hutch.....stay off this thread if you cant take the banter!

Im still laffing at Nicks post, sheer class

[JeffMcFluffy]

Over a thousand posts on this thread, nice one

[pie eater]

Ben, how do you wanna settle this Son?

Incidentally, unless you live in Fulham, your Dad is an Investment Banker, your mum is shagging the chauffeur and you are at boarding school this post is not about you but merely a (comedic)device to poke fun at Chelsea Fans.
Do you get it yet you humorless idiot?????????????

On the other hand calling me a fat cunt is a direct and intentionally personal insult and I reiterate, what do you want to do about it?? (After you have done your homework of course).

[DetoxGuru.com]

pie eater you are a fat twat , stop picking on schoolkids you faggot.

[pie eater]

pie eater you are a fat twat , stop picking on schoolkids you faggot.

Keep your nose out you fucking Horse Shagger

[Ben_Hutch]

Ben, how do you wanna settle this Son?

Incidentally, unless you live in Fulham, your Dad is an Investment Banker, your mum is shagging the chauffeur and you are at boarding school this post is not about you but merely a (comedic)device to poke fun at Chelsea Fans.
Do you get it yet you humorless idiot?????????????

On the other hand calling me a fat cunt is a direct and intentionally personal insult and I reiterate, what do you want to do about it?? (After you have done your homework of course).

No to all of the stereotypes above.

The reason I took offense to your post is because of the way you started it with the whole "translates" business, also, I don't believe you would have posted the same post if it was someone else who said what I did.

Yes, calling you a fat cunt was a direct and intentionally personal insult, and maybe it was a little harsh, if you were intentionally picking on me with your post then i take what i said back, however the way i read it led me to believe that you were picking on me.

You intend on settling it? Do you train MMA or any form or martial arts?