To be a UK MMA promoter and get your license you need 3 or more of the following
1. Having a bald head
2. Having a London Accent
3. Killed someone
4. Been in prison
5. Own a sports/expensive car
6. Own a club i.e. sports club, mma gym, nightclub
7. Train in MMA or coach in it
8. Be 'ard
9. Know how to gurn excessively whilst being/looking 'ard
10. Have lots of excessive (and maybe expensive) jewellery
11. Wear rashguards
12. Chat up a ring girl - or Have a mid life crises and leave your existing partner for one - (I just have depression instead)
13. Have "gangster friends"
Sadly for me i just have a London accent and the UK MMA governing body turned down my application to be a promoter
I think there are a few more things too but you get my drift
Last edited by iandean; 30-08-2008 at 01:42 AM.
ian you would look sweet in a rash gaurd and sports car
being empty of yourself you cannot be attacked because you arent filled by you.
lol i dont drive cos i'm useless and shake too much
LOL @ me in a rashguard..i hate to think of the stick i'd get for that
so did ya get a big fat birthday bonus then! lol
happy birthday Ian :-)
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