(hpoe that worked - by the way the person in question is the one on the left)
Yeh well I was out on the piss last week and my crazy mate, Gary pulled a stunner (picture to follow but it's not great) and her ugly mates started chatting me up. I said I had a girlfriend.
Basically her chatup line was something along the lines of "Chris, I would definately lick your balls, but I'd rather suck your shaven cock!" (I had whipped it out a few times that night I think) So0 yeah, I said "Sorry I've got a lass" and she went "Oh sorry I would never have said that if I'd known" I though that was fair enough and got on with my business elsewhere. Then later, she grabs me and says "Actually I lied, I WOULD have still said and done that if your lass was here!!" I nearly pissed myself! I can't remember how I got out of it, but thank FUCK I got away from her!!!!!