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Thread: You wanna know how this 'bird' tried to pull me last week?

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    Chris Kerr
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    Default You wanna know how this 'bird' tried to pull me last week?

    (hpoe that worked - by the way the person in question is the one on the left)

    Yeh well I was out on the piss last week and my crazy mate, Gary pulled a stunner (picture to follow but it's not great) and her ugly mates started chatting me up. I said I had a girlfriend.
    Basically her chatup line was something along the lines of "Chris, I would definately lick your balls, but I'd rather suck your shaven cock!" (I had whipped it out a few times that night I think) So0 yeah, I said "Sorry I've got a lass" and she went "Oh sorry I would never have said that if I'd known" I though that was fair enough and got on with my business elsewhere. Then later, she grabs me and says "Actually I lied, I WOULD have still said and done that if your lass was here!!" I nearly pissed myself! I can't remember how I got out of it, but thank FUCK I got away from her!!!!!

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    Slightly Sleazy
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    Default bwahahaha

    Things can only get better

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    holy shit those are some beefy women. :x

    but hey a blowjobs a blowjob

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    Chris Kerr
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    Default yuk

    I know, check out the human bowling ball...

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    yeah the one on the right is the prettiest- shame shes so... spherical

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    Lhn
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    That is quite scary!!

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    That looks like a night out in lincoln, it'd be easy to ditch them though by just walking past a burger van.

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    Chris Kerr
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    Yeah my bro is at uni there, he reckons it's full of inbred farmers.
    I still feel a little sick, but I'd still go through her to get to Gary's lass:

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    Ross
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    oh my god where is her neck and chin

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    Default OH JESUS

    I was expecting a minger but not that!!

    I actually screamed 'oh Jesus' when I saw that pic, thank god I'm not in work
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