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    Default Let's have a Poem-Off

    We've not had a good Poem-Off since, well, Leeroy and Bailey the other week. I'd like to see a few more wordsmiths step up to the plate and smash the consonants out of each other.

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    BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!


    BOOM? BOOM? BOOM?

    Yeah, how did you guess?

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    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    i have a knife, now get in the fucking van.
    The streets are alive with the sounds of pain...EARN YOUR F***ING SCARS, SON!

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    Hahaha! Ah, classic war poetry
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    Mayhap the good Sir could suggest a topic for this literary showdown?
    The mind of the believer stagnates. It fails to grow outward into an unlimited, infinite universe.

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    Just found this, lol...


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    A lexical gauntlet comes crashing to the ground
    He calls forth a challenge! But.. silence; not a sound..
    His dark, narrowing eyes, penetrate every corner of the room,
    'Is there a man amongst you?' he cries, "or mice, and children, tucked deep inside the womb?'
    There is a stirring in a dust gathered corner of that old, forsaken bar,
    A towering presence declares "I take your challenge, stranger from afar"
    His hands are sweaty, a nervous tremble on his lips
    "Be careful what you wish for", the mysterious dueler quips.
    Here, in a narrow corridor of time, in a narrow corridor of brick and slate,
    Do our warriors Quoth and Decree, and seek to meet their fate.
    A torrent of rhyme spills forth, maddening all who hear,
    Until at last, victory, is drawing near.
    My name, he says, will see me through another verbal scrap,
    As "Mr. Orange", walks forth, another feather in a poet's cap.





    ....sorry, don't know where that came from lol
    Last edited by Zanmato; 03-06-2011 at 09:09 PM.
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    http://youtu.be/g-aVtKEhpO0

    No idea why my vid wont embed but its on You Tube and its great poetry.

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    You like wotsits?
    I like wotsits
    You like gammon?
    I like gammon
    You like mince?
    I like mince
    You like quiche?
    Fuck you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke View Post
    Just found this, lol...

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