LANCASTER AND MORECAMBE MMA - Home to Shay Walsh, Matty Steele and Alex 'The Marksman' Makhonin
I purchased this book for Mongo, my thirty year old spastic, who has had long and protracted difficulties in controlling his bowel movements, often with quite literally explosive consequences, which has resulted in several distinctly embarassing moments at dinner parties and the like.
Since I purchased this incredibly enlightened tome written before the intensely annoying era of political correctness which we now find ourselves unceremoniously ensconced in, my big fat retard has learned to control his sphincter with an uncanny degree of adeptness.
So much so, that I am now able to let him out of his cage for up to one hour every day.
Thank you Amazon for bringing this delightful work of literature to my attention.
This is not a gif. It is an actual video of Fedor doing infinate press ups.