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    it'll go down EXACTLY like that too

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    A first grade teacher repeatedly has trouble with one of her students. Everyday, this little boy sits in the back of the class and makes trouble and distracts the other students. She is determined to teach him and decides that the best way to keep him focused is to appeal to his interests.
    One day, the teacher is giving a lesson on basic arithmetic and the little boy is goofing off in the back of the class again. She asks him to settle down and says, "I have a problem I think you might like. There are 5 birds sitting on a telephone wire. You take your BB gun and shoot one. How many birds are left?"
    The boy answers, "None. Once I fire the gun, they all fly away."
    The teacher replies, "That's not the correct answer, but it's very clever. I like the way you think."
    The boy then says, "Oh well then I have a question for you. Three women are eating popsicles. One is sucking on hers, one is licking hers, and one is biting hers. Which one is married?"
    The teacher thinks for a minute and answers, "Well I would think it'd either be the one sucking on her popsicle or the one licking her popsicle."
    The boy replies, "No, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like how YOU think."
    Meh...........

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    Meh...........

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    Blind cowboy walks into a all girl biker bar…

    He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
    The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
    Meh...........

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    lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    ^^^^^ lol is that for real.

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    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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