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    No doubt there will be many people who already have their own varients of this but I would like to propose a "Unified Rules" UFC Drinking Game.

    So far these are the rules me and my mates play to currently:


    Whilst watching the UFC you may drink as normal and at your own pace, but should any of the below occur you must raise your glass/can in a salute and take a drink:

    1) Seeing any known fighter either in the crowd, working a corner, backstage or fighting

    2) Seeing a random, big titted, dolled up, obvious hooker in the crowd

    3) Seeing Ariany Celeste

    3) Seeing Stitch

    4) Seeing Steve "Sick Fuck" Mazagatti

    5) Seeing Bruce Buffer doing his "Buffer Shuffle"

    6) Joe Rogan saying any of the following: He got rocked! - Its in tight! - He's in a world of trouble! (slight variations of these are also acceptable)

    7) Hearing "The difference is Drinkability"

    8) Seeing any fighter with "Condom Depot" on the arse of his shorts

    9) Hearing "Harley Davidson, the only motorcycle worthy of being in the Octagon"


    Should any of the below occur you must down your drink immediately:

    1) Bruce Buffer doing his "Double Buffer Shuffle"

    2) Mike Goldberg saying something completely fucking retarded

    3) Seeing someone you know personally and class as a friend (Not just off fucking facebook)


    I think I've got pretty much everything we usually follow but if anyone can suggest any additions or alterations for the "Unified Rules" please do!
    Last edited by Dangermouse; 22-02-2009 at 10:56 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dangermouse View Post
    2) Mike Goldberg saying something completely fucking retarded
    this one was responsible for more injuries last year than MMA has been since it's inception... dangerous stuff there, definitely one for your weaker alcohols!
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    I'm surprised you and your mates are still alive with those rules.

    If you have to drink everytime you see a fighter you would be fucked after the first 10 mins.

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    Joe Roagan saying

    "this is a different kind/level of Jiu Jitsu/Wrestling/Striking"

    "Rubber guard!!!!"

    "big right hand"



    Goldberg

    "and as we mentionned earlier Joe"

    Non-UFC:

    Bas: "He should..."

    "Watch this" "Liver"


    Quadros: "Folks"

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    Awsome game! When Rashad Evans fights you have to drink when you hear his annoying missus screaming!!

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    The difference is drinkability.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Hirst View Post
    The difference is drinkability.
    Rules amended

    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
    I'm surprised you and your mates are still alive with those rules.

    If you have to drink everytime you see a fighter you would be fucked after the first 10 mins.
    You just have to take a drink, not down it.
    "As Coultas drops down hammer fists, his face has the intensity of a commuter deciding whether to listen to Coldplay or Keane on his Ipod."

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    "condom depot" on the rear of the shorts sends out an odd message, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by markjitsu View Post
    "condom depot" on the rear of the shorts sends out an odd message, no?
    Agreed, but many fighters have them as a sponsor and will quite happily have that on the arse of their shorts.

    I guess its good advertising cause people notice it and say "What the fuck..."
    "As Coultas drops down hammer fists, his face has the intensity of a commuter deciding whether to listen to Coldplay or Keane on his Ipod."

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