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    Default Absolute Combat bonus fight

    On top of the stacked fight card, there's a bonus epic clash happening at meadowbank stadium on saturday evening.

    Saturday night sound Clash, between Scotlands 2 most dodgy DJ's

    In the Blue corner, representing harcore, banging, techno rave music Ayrshires finest mad bastard, the illegal hunter, Big Bad Mad John

    and in the red corner, representing, hip hop, rap and mario wynans, Lanarkshires finest fake tanned diamonte wearing white boy, Dirty Tam Wier

    Let the battle commence.

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    i thought john is deaf

    i saw him doing some throws with judo jim so i'll go for john by

    PILL THROW TO VINYL SLICER with a pinch of roid rage.

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    hope gazz got some stand with ear plugs in thea

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyCatcher View Post
    i thought john is deaf

    i saw him doing some throws with judo jim so i'll go for john by

    PILL THROW TO VINYL SLICER with a pinch of roid rage.

    ...

    hope gazz got some stand with ear plugs in thea
    Only in 1 ear , get ready for a trip into Trance
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    worth the admission money alone.

    will tam have a diamonte encrusted pimp cane?

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    pimp cup
    groin guard?!?!.....gangsta....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurricane View Post
    groin guard?!?!.....gangsta....
    ahhh... i was imagining some kind of golden, diamond encrusted goblet.
    PROFESSIONAL MMA SHIT.
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    A message from Tam:

    ''To my loyal fans, saturday night will be banging, the scottish Tam Westwood is taking ova, bow down and kiss my ring, im pumped to be leaving my hoe mansion to let rip the hottest joints, mad john bring it, i fear no man, no Dj can stop me holla at your boy big dog Tam Wierwood, Edinburgh prepare for this shit.''

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    Yo Yo Yo, hear me bo, it is me, Vanilla I.C.E. (Institute of Civil Engineers)...comin down on fools like a ton of brick!!........all y’all suckers better watch out, I saw my main man Ol’ Dirty Tam cruisin the shawlands suburbs with his biatch, the delectable Kimmy Kimmy Ya Ya, just this weekend and you fools better make some noise MC Tammer is in da house …STOP! TAMMER TIME!!!...........uh oh, uh oh, uh oh uh oh, uh oh uh oh here comes the Tammer...Word 2 your set square, Engineerz 4 life………….Southside!!
    Real men pull guard.

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