Bumsex!!

[DetoxGuru.com]

a mate of mine (really it's not me) likes his missus to do him up the arse with a strap-on. He says it's not gay because the dildo is attached to his missus and he wouldn't want a geezer to do it to him.


I just don't know how you first have that conversation with your missus - "would you mind strapping this on and doing me up the arse with it" I presume he got started with a finger but I always change the subject when he starts on about it so I have no idea

you really should keep these "a mate of mine "things to yourself it may back fire on you ( GET IT LOL )

[Luke]

if you dont take it in the shitter your gay

lol... sounds like an anal cunt song title.