"The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war"
i heard its not gay if you keep your sox on and yell 'fire' at the point of orgasm
On topic, years ago in Birmingham a Russian chick who I was too drunk to come whilst shagging decided to bring matters to a head by shouting "you crazy boy", sticking at least one finger up my arse and making me scream and shoot all over the large mirror to my left.
I will not go into any more detail on any aspect of the above.
lol at you guys - I'm sitting here pissing myself at some of these responses