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    Don't go giving him ideas Emmet (that's too darn sensible).

    How about: you write about a man who is obsessed with MMA but is a fantasist. I'm really not taking the piss but it could be something you'll relate to more. Like how being such a fan affects your thinking and such like... Kinda like that story about the guy who idolised Eric Cantona
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    Quote Originally Posted by ocuana View Post

    How about: you write about a man who is obsessed with MMA but is a fantasist. I'm really not taking the piss but it could be something you'll relate to more. Like how being such a fan affects your thinking and such like... Kinda like that story about the guy who idolised Eric Cantona
    I like this idea actually, call it 'One Day' or something, and have it be someone who trains but is slightly dillusional about their prospects. Could have a little comedy to it. That said, it's a hard piece to write.
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    "I sat there infront of my keyboard, passing the time before training by asking repeated questions about training methods and asking if they were 'any good'. The clock struck the hour and I knew it was time to go to the gym, but; oh, no!.....my shorts were still in the wash!!!!"

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    Lmao! Epic.

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    Hah, I'm only messing with you, Paul; you're alright

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    just copy and paste stubbsy's raid on an mma gym story. guaranteed A* right there
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    The time goes by, i'm waiting anxiously to be called out, blood is rushing through my body, the adrenalin is rushing, when is it gonna be time?
    My gloves are taped, my gumshield fitted, it's time. As i walk down several stairs I finally reach the entrance.
    I hear my name being called, music starts playing, everything ive learnt is spinning around my head, I start to panic, How am I gonna do this?
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    I got this so far as my basic thing to work around, pretty shit but its a start.

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    If it's English coursework I suggest you might be marked down if you use the word 'Storyys'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Hirst View Post
    If it's English coursework I suggest you might be marked down if you use the word 'Storyys'
    Hahahaha, cant believe I missed that one!

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