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    1. Do her from behind
    2. Start filling your mouth with saliva
    3. When you're getting close to orgasming , pull out and spit all over her back.
    4. When she turns around to smile at you, SPUNK ALL OVER HER FACE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SDR View Post
    1. Do her from behind
    2. Start filling your mouth with saliva
    3. When you're getting close to orgasming , pull out and spit all over her back.
    4. When she turns around to smile at you, SPUNK ALL OVER HER FACE!!!!
    If you modify this by firing off into your hand, before throwing it in her face, you can shout "SPIDERMAN!!"

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    also, if she is a virgin you have to take care and be very patient with her.

    a girls sexual future can be determined by her first encounter, if you fuck it up and make it a bad experience she can become sexually supressed, and unadventurous.

    so any guys that go out with her in the future who can't convince her to take it up the arse, will blame you and then everyone will know that you are inept.

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    Give her a good tongueing first, if shes already cum shell be wet as fuck and then it wont hurt her (much) as youll slip right in there. Dont worry about coming quick, cos your gonna, trust me it feels real good, and theres not many better sights than your dick inside your lady so dont worry, your gonna come quick. But you wont come as quick the second time, or the third.....
    Just relax my brother and enjoy.

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    ...bag up, though, for fuck's sake

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    FFS, I should of learnt by now everytime I see a post by you, I shouldn't look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanCrase View Post
    If you modify this by firing off into your hand, before throwing it in her face, you can shout "SPIDERMAN!!"
    Your ideas intrigue me, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

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    Oh god, this is definitely one of those threads you regret clicking on!!!!!!!!

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    Buy some viagra off the net and then buy some cocaine off someone in your area., Before she comes round on the night in question take the viagra and sniff the cocaine. About an hour before she comes round.

    This will send you into a frenzy and will make you want to literally eat her ass out. You'll have a rock hard wood that lasts for hours and be like a sex staved rabbit and full of confidence due to the cocaine. Then basically treat her like the guys out of porn movies treat the birds they're shagging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plastikman View Post
    Paging Dr Jenkins. Dr Jenkins to the 1st timer thread please.
    Lol god could you imagine Jenkins giving someone sex tips, let alone a first timer lol.

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