Hello there my friends.

When travelling through space on the Enterprise we always had Counsellor Troy with her empathic powers to advise us on anything that was troubling us.

For the fine people on Cagewarriors, I know that a more macho approach is needed.

For that reason, my manly, bearded services are now available for anyone. If you have any worries, bring them to Frakes. If it's really bad, I might even let you give my beard a comforting stroke.