Quote Originally Posted by Rob T View Post
Who was the best shag from your Enterprise days?

In your opinion, was your beard more or less manly when you devolved to an ape?
1. Beverly Crusher, don't tell Picard.

2. At that moment I'd say my beard was less manly and more apey.

I believe that through hard work and rigorous training I have developed my beard to the peak of manlyness.