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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob T View Post
    Who was the best shag from your Enterprise days?

    In your opinion, was your beard more or less manly when you devolved to an ape?
    1. Beverly Crusher, don't tell Picard.

    2. At that moment I'd say my beard was less manly and more apey.

    I believe that through hard work and rigorous training I have developed my beard to the peak of manlyness.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    I have a theory that Data and Jordi were actually flaming homos and that Data was the pitcher, Jordi the catcher. Can you confirm?
    How do you turn a phrase?

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    I think Mr Frakes is actually offering to give manly advice, rather than answer questions about warp speed.

    For example:

    Mr Frakes, can you please advise me a suitable wedding anniversary gift for a manly husband to give to his wife?

    thanks in advance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    If the speed of light is 670,616,629 mph

    Warp 9.2 would be

    670,616,629 x 9.2 = 6,169,672,986.8 mph

    I thought the warp scale was exponential?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JeffMcFluffy View Post
    I have a theory that Data and Jordi were actually flaming homos and that Data was the pitch, Jordi the catcher. Can you confirm?
    Data once emulated me to grow a manly beard. I believe this may have been to impress LaForge.

    However, he also was seen informing Lt Yar that was was "Fully functional"

    I believe Data was a bit of a dandy. Animal, vegetable, mineral. He'd do anything to anything. For that reason it would not have surprised me if LaForge were to receive some android love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamM View Post
    I think Mr Frakes is actually offering to give manly advice, rather than answer questions about warp speed.

    For example:

    Mr Frakes, can you please advise me a suitable wedding anniversary gift for a manly husband to give to his wife?

    thanks in advance.
    Why thank you, I am happy to give any manly advice or answer questions about my Enterprise days, whichever people prefer.

    As for your wedding anniversary. Have you tried growing a beard? It's the gift that keeps on giving!

    If you are feeling particularly manly, craft yourself a beautiful suit out of wrapping paper and stride purposefully to the bedroom with a ready made breakfast and say, "First eat this, then unwrap your present."
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    Why thank you, I am happy to give any manly advice or answer questions about my Enterprise days, whichever people prefer.

    As for your wedding anniversary. Have you tried growing a beard? It's the gift that keeps on giving!

    If you are feeling particularly manly, craft yourself a beautiful suit out of wrapping paper and stride purposefully to the bedroom with a ready made breakfast and say, "First eat this, then unwrap your present."
    Brilliant, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob T View Post
    I thought the warp scale was exponential?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warp_drive

    It seems the fine people at Wikipedia are more skilled in the realms of engineering than me.

    They are however, not as manly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warp_drive

    It seems the fine people at Wikipedia are more skilled in the realms of engineering than me.

    They are however, not as manly.
    That's cool, you completed a manual docking of the saucer and drive sections so who cares whether you know about warp drive? LaForge could handle that.


    What do you think of as your most manly moment during your time with the Enterprise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob T View Post
    That's cool, you completed a manual docking of the saucer and drive sections so who cares whether you know about warp drive? LaForge could handle that.


    What do you think of as your most manly moment during your time with the Enterprise?
    Indeed, in the pilot episode no less! And without a manly beard to guide me!

    My most manly moments were any of the times I leaned forward in the chair to maximise my camera/beard exposure and uttered "Fire" in a manly voice.

    I believe compilations of this have been made and many ladies cream themselves to sleep watching them.
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