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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    Would you criticise a newborn baby for being ugly? Perhaps some of us would, but that baby would later grow to become large and manly and would weild all of its manly power despite our previous criticisms.
    hahahah like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Boogaloo View Post
    hahahah like that
    And I like that your post ends with T, like all manly posts musT.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    A Question for the bearded one.

    My beard is growing quite long, I am pleased by this, however it curls at the end, any tips opn how to fix this Valliant Moderat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigSt.Clair View Post
    A Question for the bearded one.

    My beard is growing quite long, I am pleased by this, however it curls at the end, any tips opn how to fix this Valliant Moderat?
    Curls need not be unsightly or problematic. A manly sea of curls can leave your beard feeling buoyanT and somewhat like a bouffanT. This is manly and augusT. If you deem it unsightly and unmanly, you must endeavour to maintain your bread to the length at which it is straighT.

    Fear not as you watch greath lengths of manly hair fall from your face, you can perhaps utilise it to create a realistic beard replacemenT for someone too young or perhaps too feminine to experience a true manly beard. This is a greaT gifT and appropriate for any occasion.

    I hope this has allowed you to correcT your augusT beard to the point that you can now enjoy it to the full.

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    Frakes. Tea or Coffee?
    Tea Drinker for Life, but preaching tolerance for the Children of Coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HomerPlata View Post
    Frakes. Tea or Coffee?
    Surely T?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueRabbit View Post
    Surely T?

    ..........
    It depends entirely on the situation

    A manly meal always ends with Tea. Don't drink it during, always at the end.

    During a meal, I prefer the juice of a manly fruiT. I have also been known to sample the milk of the coconuT. This is particularly manly as it is a bearded nuT.

    With this advice you can now selecT only the most manly of beverages to quench your puissanT thirsT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    It depends entirely on the situation

    A manly meal always ends with Tea. Don't drink it during, always at the end.

    During a meal, I prefer the juice of a manly fruiT. I have also been known to sample the milk of the coconuT. This is particularly manly as it is a bearded nuT.

    With this advice you can now selecT only the most manly of beverages to quench your puissanT thirsT.
    I see no evidence of Coffee drinking here. Excellent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HomerPlata View Post
    I see no evidence of Coffee drinking here. Excellent.
    ExcellenT is among the words which have been used to describe Frakes and his augusT beard.

    I have written a poem about it.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My beard alone
    is more valiant than you
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