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    Quote Originally Posted by Sack Attack View Post
    Captain Riker why is Voyager the slowest ship in starfleet?

    In TOS and DS9 1000 light years is fuck all. But it takes Voyager a whole year to do 1000 lights years.
    It has Janeway Captaining it and so had to keep stopping to look in shops.

    A more manly Captain would have had them back in time for tea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrestlewar View Post
    Dear Mr Frakes , why did you make that crap film Clockstoppers (where no one had a beard)?
    and if the time technology in the film was real what would you do with it?

    thanks in advance oh bearded one
    It's simple really, I am exploiting the baldy chinned masses to part with their hard earned cash to fund more and more expensive work to be done to add to my manly facade. The cast weren't allowed beards as I was so manly that the addition of another beard would have broken the cameras.

    If time technology was real I would probably try to go back and create some kind of Frakesian cult.

    Then all the debates about religion would be slagging Frakesianity. Although truly it would be the most manly of religions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigSt.Clair View Post
    A truly impressive and manly thread!

    Mr Frakes, do you feel that Hulk Hogan's nWo days stubble/fu manchu combo to be a manly beard?



    I have attached a picture for convenience
    It was certainly a manly attempt and should have been applauded.

    To wear a feather boa with it while camping about in tight spandex was also pretty manly. Being that camp let the beard shine through as the only thing that was manly in the ensemble.

    Not only that, but he does go on about his pythons alot, a very manly and puissant snake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maccavelli View Post
    Im so happy i encouraged the bearded one to jump onto cagewarriors.
    Indeed, as if the forum was not manly enough.

    Now it can only be described by words ending with T.

    Such as:

    Valiant
    Puissant
    Potent
    Magnificent
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJuice View Post
    ^^Just a shame a great fighter such as yourself can only grow bumfluff...^^^

    I miss my valient and manly beard...sigh...
    Paul trains with all manner of valiant and manly beards. This shall prepare him for his bearded opponents in the future.

    As for your own, if you miss it so much, do not deny yourself the thrill of a manly and august beard.
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    This thread is brilliant! Haven't laughed so much since Lou's 'sticky gash' episode! Mr Frakes I salute you!

    In honour of beards, and general manliness, I request this thread be made a sticky... Not only because of the sheer brilliance, beardedness and manliness of this thread, but if any bearded individuals here were to comtemplate such a terrible sin as removing their beards, they can come on here get inspired to keeping the beard and keeping the bearded legacy alive...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jogs D View Post
    Only one thing for it mate... You must learn the ways of the Sikh warrior my fren....

    You'll have to turn up to work, fully turbanned, fully bearded, and armed to the teeth with Kirpans, Khandas, Chakras and Gurj's...

    Once the women start harrasing you, you use your new found bearded powers and weaponry skills and send female body parts flying, kinda similar to Kill Bill... The women will soon get the message that you are a bad bearded mother-fucker - the harrasment will soon stop...

    Hope this helps and more importantly, I hope Mr. Frakes approves of this truly manly approach to your problem...
    Well that is settled then. I'm going all Sikh on these mutha fuckers.

    If they get in my way then I'll chop them up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jogs D View Post
    This thread is brilliant! Haven't laughed so much since Lou's 'sticky gash' episode! Mr Frakes I salute you!

    In honour of beards, and general manliness, I request this thread be made a sticky... Not only because of the sheer brilliance, beardedness and manliness of this thread, but if any bearded individuals here were to comtemplate such a terrible sin as removing their beards, they can come on here get inspired to keeping the beard and keeping the bearded legacy alive...
    I thank you very much, it is my wish that I can inspire the next generation (pardon the Trek reference) of beard wearers to reach their true manly potential.

    The enthusiasm of the Cagewarriors fraternity is encouraging me to begin work on the Beard Mass Index.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
    Well that is settled then. I'm going all Sikh on these mutha fuckers.

    If they get in my way then I'll chop them up.
    A very valiant choice.
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    Nice and quiet today, a good opportunity for me to enjoy a manly pose.

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