Ask Frakes

[hurricane]

i'm never shaving again.....i will merely maintain my manly beard from this day forth.

for salute you mr frakes

[JonathanFrakes]

Mr. Frakes; I have a beard, due to not actually being able to grow a moustache that doesnt look like Caesar Romero's. The problem is; my beard grows multi-coloured.

Around the chin and sideburns, it is ginger as a bastard
In the dead centre of my chin, it grows in a pure white strip
Around the cheeks, it turns brown/ black the longer it gets.

As a result, when I grow my beard; people I train with joke that I look like Thomas Denny, as you can imagine; this is both hurtful and embarassing.

I've looked into why my beard grows many colours; the only recurring answer I seem to get is thats it's because I'm "a twat"

Help me, Mr. Frakes.....I dont want to lose my beard, and I can't afford hairdye....what can I do!!?!?!?!

You should be proud! Think of Jason and how much trouble he went through for having a technicolour dreamcoat. But he was so manly that they made a musical about him starring Jason Donovan!

If anyone calls you a twat because of your manly beard, simply say this.

"Twat may end in T. But so does VALIANT"

[JonathanFrakes]

Funny how Stubsy's stopped posting but this other feller has started. Obviously someone has to much time on their hands at work. Wish I had time to doss about!

Perhaps a more manly job is in order.

Have you ever considered a career in Starfleet?

[JonathanFrakes]

messy wild beard like grizzly adams or nice and maintained beard?

I'll answer that with a question. Do your looks more resemble those of Clark Gable or Worzel Gummage?

[JonathanFrakes]

i'm never shaving again.....i will merely maintain my manly beard from this day forth.

for salute you mr frakes

Do that and you shall be forever known as Sir Dean the Valiant.

Perhaps we may even add a manly T to your name. Deant!

[JonathanFrakes]

Another quiet day on the Counsellor's chair.

I shall be training tonight so if anyone's in Glasgow I can give you 1 to 1 sessions on the manly arts.

[CraigSt.Clair]

Mr Frakes do you view yoga as useful and manly or a bit gay?

[JonathanFrakes]

Mr Frakes do you view yoga as useful and manly or a bit gay?

Hmm, a tough, yet just question.

Yoga has many useful applications, some of them BJJ related, some of them sexual, many of them as party tricks where you would be able to maneuver yourself into impossible positions.

This however is balanced against my ongoing disappointment that no matter how hard you train in Yoga you can never do the stretchy punch thing that Dhalsim in Streetfighter does.

Manly, yet tempered with bittersweet disappointment.

[Femme-ma]

Dear Mr. Frakes,

Could you give me your opinions on the manliness of my husband? I include a picture below. As you can see, he has a manly beard and is expert in striking a manly pose, even whilst wearing a skirt.

[JonathanFrakes]

Dear Mr. Frakes,

Could you give me your opinions on the manliness of my husband? I include a picture below. As you can see, he has a manly beard and is expert in striking a manly pose, even whilst wearing a skirt.

Amazing, he is even sporting a Frakes-esque haircut!

I particularly like the positioning of his right hand depressing the kilt and preventing his second beard from being displayed.

A fine combination of beard, haircut and valiant pose.

Tell me, when this picture was taken did the photographer get him to say "Fire"?