You are getting on a bit now. Is little Jonny still in operative order? Can he still maintain a "manly" and "valiant stance" ?
Frakes, what is the most manly swear word? I need this advice in order to establish my dominance over inferior and lesser men than i, and encourage them to bask in the glory of beardedness.
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I am in need of your assistance once again. I have a dilema.
Upon arriving at work this morning with my newly grown stubble. (I have not shaved since I saw your manly beard) I discovered that I have really smelly farts. Now I consider the fart to be a sign on manlyness. The louder and smellier means the more manley you are. However as previously discussed I work in an office with several women. Women generally don't like smelly and loud and valiant manly farts.
So I ask you, with my newly grown stubble (Jr manly beard) am I in a position to drop my guts in the office and deflect the wrath of my co workers by rubbing my chin? Or do I need to have several more days growth till I can be flatulent in front of ladies without fear of reprisial?
Awaiting your advice with baited breath valliantly.
Before you do the fart you must walk to the middle of the office, ensuring that you have everyone's attention. Enter your valiant stance and say proudly and steadily, "Vent the warp plasma." This will increase your manlyness tenfold.
If you believe that the fart is such that the brown torpedo will be deployed in the follow through, change the line to "Fire."
Problem solved, manlyness intact.