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    Hello there my friends.

    When travelling through space on the Enterprise we always had Counsellor Troy with her empathic powers to advise us on anything that was troubling us.

    For the fine people on Cagewarriors, I know that a more macho approach is needed.

    For that reason, my manly, bearded services are now available for anyone. If you have any worries, bring them to Frakes. If it's really bad, I might even let you give my beard a comforting stroke.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Did Troy look good naked ?

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    How tempted were you to keep the powers of the Q?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leesin View Post
    Did Troy look good naked ?
    A fine question indeed.

    She faded badly as she got older and developed a bum which more resembled the saucer section of the Enterprise. But before that she was taut and very nice indeed.

    I once let her shave my manly beard, truly an expression of love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob T View Post
    How tempted were you to keep the powers of the Q?
    Who's to say I didn't. Do you think a beard this manly could truly occur in nature?
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    were you ever tempted to lick picards bald head?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyL View Post
    were you ever tempted to lick picards bald head?
    I was indeed, particularly on those particularly stunning moments when he would allow me to polish it for him.

    I once shined it up so brightly I could see my own beard in it and that was possibly the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.
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    Just how fast is Warp 9.2 , in mph
    They guy who invented Burpees , is a secret child molester

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    Who was the best shag from your Enterprise days?

    In your opinion, was your beard more or less manly when you devolved to an ape?
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    Quote Originally Posted by illegalhunter View Post
    Just how fast is Warp 9.2 , in mph
    If the speed of light is 670,616,629 mph

    Warp 9.2 would be

    670,616,629 x 9.2 = 6,169,672,986.8 mph
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