Ask Frakes

[CraigSt.Clair]

Mr Frakes is Totalitarian a manly word? Many Ts but not ending in one

[JonathanFrakes]

I would say so, totalitarians are also known as dominant. If you are unsure of the manlyness of a word, try checking it's synonyms.

If one of them is Valiant then it is among the most manly of words.

[CraigSt.Clair]

I would say so, totalitarians are also known as dominant. If you are unsure of the manlyness of a word, try checking it's synonyms.

If one of them is Valiant then it is among the most manly of words.

Excellent thanks

[JonathanFrakes]

Any more questions for Frakes?

People seem to have degenerated into a state of despair, forgetting the manly and august advice that awaits them in this thread.

[CraigSt.Clair]

Mr Frakes I do not have a full beard like you as I seem unable to grow a moustasche to add to it, however I have big side burns which almost form a beard, is this sufficently manly?

[JonathanFrakes]

Mr Frakes I do not have a full beard like you as I seem unable to grow a moustasche to add to it, however I have big side burns which almost form a beard, is this sufficently manly?

Many famous people have shared your problem. Why even "Honest" Abe Lincoln had no tash to speak of, yet he was manly enough to be president during a civil war.

You must allow your sideburns to unite to form the megabeard. Sort of like the power rangers' zords only with sideburns. Then you will be able to look at yourself and say, "Truly I have a chin which is both august and sufficient."

[CraigSt.Clair]

Many famous people have shared your problem. Why even "Honest" Abe Lincoln had no tash to speak of, yet he was manly enough to be president during a civil war.

You must allow your sideburns to unite to form the megabeard. Sort of like the power rangers' zords only with sideburns. Then you will be able to look at yourself and say, "Truly I have a chin which is both august and sufficient."

Thank you for your guidance Frakes

[ShaolinSubz02]

Frakes.

Are there ever rare cases where bum beards can act as manly substitutes? I for one am unable to grow a beard of any real relevence in the grand scheme of manlyness but I have a furry cushion many would be jealous of.

Anonymous

Frakes - I post the above for a **cough** friend who does not have an account here and wishes to remain anonymous

[AdamM]

If manly men have beards, please explain body builders obsession with hair removal.

can you comment on their manliness please?

[Jogs D]

If manly men have beards, please explain body builders obsession with hair removal.

can you comment on their manliness please?

In my opinion I think Mr. Frakes would find bodybuilding gay....

At the end of the day, bodubuilding is about appearance and changing the way you look, mainly to please members of the opposite sex, which in my opinion is a feminine endeavour - it certainly isn't a masculine thing...

A real man doesn't care how he looks, as long as he is a tough, bad-ass bearded mother-fucker, that's all that counts....

Mr. Frakes, do you concur???