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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    many ladies cream themselves to sleep watching them.
    Not just the ladies imo
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    Yes, I should think that many find themselves drawn to a valiant stance and a manly beard.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Which stance did you prefer; leaning forward in your chair or leaning on the comm station?

    Both were, it has to be said, very manly indeed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob T View Post
    Which stance did you prefer; leaning forward in your chair or leaning on the comm station?

    Both were, it has to be said, very manly indeed.
    Both were manly, but there is a certain magical manly quality to being in the Captain's chair.

    Just thinking about it makes me want to say "Fire."
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    Does the mere thought of sexual intimacy stimulate your facial fuzz, but thereafter you have planted your 'manly' seed the growth abates?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stubbsysmum View Post
    Does the mere thought of sexual intimacy stimulate your facial fuzz, but thereafter you have planted your 'manly' seed the growth abates?
    My beard is so manly that it's sexual abilities permeate through the space/time continuum keeping it in a constant state of arousal.

    Look at it this way, you have heard of men that are impotent. My beard could best be described as potent. So manly that the mere sight of it can cause arousal/pregnancy/death at its discretion.
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    How absolutely enchanting.

    Do you ever feel any jealousy/envy/rivallry of ZZ Top?

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    Did 'Seven of Nine' ever get to taste your manly beard ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stubbsysmum View Post
    How absolutely enchanting.

    Do you ever feel any jealousy/envy/rivallry of ZZ Top?
    I embrace them as bearded brothers, adding to the rich tapestry of beards that exist throughout the universe.

    They also produce invigorating and manly music. I myself prefer jazz but to each their own. Especially the beardies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    Did 'Seven of Nine' ever get to taste your manly beard ?
    As a matter of fact, the whole Borg invasion was her way of attempting to assimilate my manly beard. She then engineered her passage to Voyager so that she could access my personal logs and stroke the screen.

    With Voyager returning to Earth, perhaps there is now scope for her to be assimilated into the collective of Frakes' Females.
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